Yak butter tea.
Heineken Christmas trees.
Tigers eating chickens.
Me and Chairman Mao. Stories from six strange months in Beijing.
Lately, it seems like China is all we hear about. How China will crush the rest of the world economically, demographically, and possibly even militarily, if their pollution doesn’t kill off the entire West coast first. That’s all well and good, but what’s everyday life in China really like? When Jason Barbacovi moved to Beijing, he had no idea. However, after stumbling into a $60-an-hour job that involved nothing more than reading words into a microphone, discovering that waiting in line can be a contact sport, and paying to have a live chicken fed to a pack of ravenous tigers, he discovered that the answer is nothing like you think.
“If David Sedaris lived in China, this is the book he would write.”
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It’s true—at one time, there was a Starbucks right in the middle of the Forbidden City. Sadly, at some point after I left the government forced them to remove it—apparently because a 20 year old coffee chain in the middle of a 500 year old palace built by a civilization that is 5,000 years old (give or take a few centuries) is too threatening to Chinese culture.
Apparently KFC at the Great Wall is cool, though. Which make sense—I mean, people have to eat. Plus, who doesn’t want to chow down on a bucket of greasy fried chicken after—or even before!—spending an hour or two admiring one of the true wonders of the world?
Like oh-so-many things in China, it just makes sense …
Via Peter Hessler. The image is a bit small, but the silver signs say Urine (#1) and Dump (#2, obviously.) Awesome.
Obama + Mao = Obamao! Get it? I hope so. (Although if you don’t, you may in fact believe that Obama is a secret Muslim and/or secret terrorist.) Anyway, my next book clearly needs to be Me and Chairman Obamao. It’s got a nice ring to it. I’ll let you know how it’s going once I move to DC …
For the doubters: close-up of the beer Christmas tree.
Found in a Beijing mall: a Christmas tree made entirely out of beer bottles. It would make for a pretty merry Christmas Eve, if nothing else. (Read about this tree and more in “A Christmas Story.”)
Things to do in Harbin.
(Coincidentally, I happened to write a story about this experience, “Fowl Play.” You can, also coincidentally, find it in my book …)
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